Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Fired for What!? - Even NFL Locker Rooms Have Limits

Have your co-workers ever expressed a desire to smack around your mother and then defecate in your mouth? Ummmm yeeeaaahhhh, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that's a 'no'. It turns out even NFL locker rooms have limits, in what is currently a Suspended for What!? reportedly on its way to a bona fide Fired for What!?

ESPN reports that Miami Dolphins offensive lineman Richie Incognito delivered the following voicemail to one of his teammates:
Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of s---. I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks. [I want to] s--- in your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
Aside from the racial slurs, bodily functions, and threats of violence, it sounds like a pretty healthy relationship! Incognito has now been suspended indefinitely, and is reportedly "done."

In case you're wondering whether this was just a momentary lapse in judgment, please allow me to assure you that he has always been a classless lowlife. PennLive reports on his ejection from a 2002 game against Penn State (a game I happened to attend - I remember the play, but only for the "game-breaking interception" which was probably the loudest I've ever heard Beaver Stadium). The 2002 article also notes Incognito spitting on a player earlier that season.