10% to God - A pastor, upset that an 18% gratuity had been suggested on his Appelebee's bill, reportedly wrote on his receipt "I give God 10% why do you get 18." The waitress posted it to Reddit and was later fired. This is just social media for employees 101 - don't mock customers online, especially by sharing information that most people consider private.
"Fat Butt Michelle Obama" - Hey, don't shoot the messenger! I'm just telling you what a high school football coach was recorded saying in his classroom. The school suspended him for 10 days.
Carly Crunk Bear (may not be safe for work) - She's a teacher who was suspened over her Twitter account, but apparently she is extremely popular with her students. I wonder why? Maybe it's because her Twitter account includes topless photos, marijuana references (and a picture of what looks like a joint), and an instant Internet classic - a photo of her doing a bizarre headstand in her underwear. Apparently naked women and pot are popular amongst high school kids . . . who knew? The saga has spawned the Twitter hashtag #FreeCrunkBear.
Free slang lesson for the day: "Crunk" is that special kind of buzz you can get only by smoking marijuana ("chronic") and getting drunk. Chronic + Drunk = Crunk.
During the coach's rant, Michelle Obama was called a "big fat gorilla" (by someone in the background), and the coach made negative comments about "queers." I'm not surprised nor upset by his suspension.
ReplyDeleteI feel kind of bad for the waitress who was fired over posting the receipt, however.